question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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