I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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