we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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