How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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