New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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