I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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