Have you finally orgasmed yet?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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