How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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