Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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