If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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