i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
not ubering you a puppy
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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