My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
