Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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