also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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