kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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