white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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