i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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