I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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