i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
