I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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