Will you blow on my dice?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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