I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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