you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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