i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You just made me feel so damn special
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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