bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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