Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
and she was petting her beer can
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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