The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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