trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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