taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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