i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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