do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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