Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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