i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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