Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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