We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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