I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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