:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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