So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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