a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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