I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He kissed a someone with a penis
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Randomize
