No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The power of my boobs compel you
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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