I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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