Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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