yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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