Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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