WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.