her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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