I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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