The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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