Define "chronic" masturbator.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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