Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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