You really coming over, don't trick.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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