Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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