youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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