it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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