OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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